Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview : We asked SportsDome co-anchors Alex Reiser and Mark Shepard the tough questions about Super Bowl XLV and they gave us the tough deets.

1.  Exactly how big is a Texas-sized Super Bowl?
REISER - Oh, huge. The Cowboys haven't been to the Super Bowl in years, so I bet the fans will really enjoy finally getting to see one. Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

2. What do you think will be the biggest news to come out of the Super Bowl this year?

SHEPARD - Tough call.  You've got Ben Roethlisberger's redemption, there's the looming labor crisis, a possible 18-game schedule.  I don’t know, I’m still getting over the rampant steroid use they discovered at the Puppy Bowl. Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

3.  They are wrapping up newborns in Terrible Towels in Pittsburgh.  Any news on what Green Bay fans are doing with their Cheesheads? Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

SHEPARD - Lashing them together and using them as rafts to get out of Green Bay.  That place is a hellhole—no offense.1 Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

4. Besides the obvious pick of Steelers kicker and Canadian icon Shaun Suisham, who do you predict will be MVP of Super Bowl XLV? Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

REISER - I go with that Packers running back, James Starks. He's gone this far tricking people into thinking that he's good, that'll probably last at least one more game. Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

5. Both the Steelers and the Packers don’t have cheerleaders, how do you think this will impact their performances? Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

SHEPARD - I don't know if it will affect the teams, but I hope we'll see a clean family game as a result.  I'll be glad to know kids out there can watch the game without seeing any scantily-clad women being disrespected except during every other commercial. Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

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Co-anchored by Alex Reiser and Mark Shepard, Onion Sportsdome is the #1 destination for fans seeking game reports, insights from former players and theme music heavy on bell tones and bendy guitar riffs. Shepard and Reiser are joined by the venerable "Dome" crew, including Senior sports insider Reggie Greengrass, who needs nine smartphones to hold the phone numbers of all the athletes he knows; update anchor Melissa Wells, who has more journalism degrees than the rest of her colleagues put together; “Wish Zone” host Jay Woodworth, who makes terminally-ill children’s dreams come true as long as they are sports-related; analyst Doc Webb, who holds the SportsDome record for the number of athletes he’s referred to as “overpaid garbage;" and investigative reporter Marc Howell, who mines sports’ most tragic elements for awards and ratings gold. Onion SportsDome: Super Bowl Preview

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